Battle of the Christmas Bulge - CHRISTMAS JOKES TO CHEER U UP !!!

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presley

12-11-2006 @ 9:06 PM

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Joined: Apr 2006

1.  WHY DONT YOU GIVE SANTA CIGARETTES FOR CHRIMBO ??
    COZ THEY R BAD FOR HIS ELF !!!!

2.  WHAT DO YOU GIVE RUDOLF IF HE'S SICK ??
    ELK-A-SELTZER !!

3.  WHAT GO'S WHOOSH WHOOSH THUD, WHOOSH WHOOSH
    THUD ???
    SANTA IN A REVOLVING DOOR !!

    SOZ GOT THE LAST ONE WRONG A BIT I THINK !! (NOT
    VERY GOOD AT REMEMBERING JOKES !! )

4.  HOW MANY RAINDEER DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A
    LIGHTBULB ??
    8 > 4 TO HOLD THE CHAIR & 4 TO HOLD DOWN
    RULOLPH !!!
5.  YOU'LL B RELIEVED I CANT THINK OF ANY MORE YET
    LOL ENJOY FOLKS !!!
    TC SAM XX

XX HAPPY CHRISTMAS !! XX

wallywagz

12-11-2006 @ 10:27 PM

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Joined: Dec 2005

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Have you heard of Gandalf,the brown nosed raindeer?
He can run as fast as Rudolf but aint so good at stopping!!

bassett

12-14-2006 @ 1:51 PM

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Joined: Mar 2004

Why does Santa have such a big sack?

cos he only comes once a year!

ha ha ha - ho ho ho



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