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Discussion Topic: Shrek
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katemoss |
06-19-2006 @ 9:32 PM
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A bright green drink and very nice....
1 bottle of blue wkd
Double vodka
Top up with orange juice
Add ice
Drink and repeat as many times as you like, and the bloke who looked like shrek at the beginning of the night will soon turn into prince charming.
From your fairy godmother 
This message was edited by katemoss on 6-19-06 @ 9:32 PM
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mrMark |
06-20-2006 @ 10:46 PM
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do you really need the blue wkd and orange juice or is it ok to substitute these for more vodka?
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katemoss |
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06-21-2006 @ 9:32 AM
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Do as you please,
More vodka you consume changes that ugly thing that has been giving you the eye all night, into something half decent!
As this is a magic drink, it also comes with a side effect......
The half decent thing, suddenly changes back into a minger, after several hours of not drinking...
You have been warned!!!!
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WestHam |
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06-21-2006 @ 1:45 PM
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no no no - that drink is for people that listen to James Blunt or watch animal planet programs or those weirdo's that dont like football or get into fights.....
Hard Men like the Merciful and All-Compassinoate Dear Leader, (Ruler of the Free - Slave to none™) is giving this advice to those that wish to join us cool people....so therefore -
when we go out we drink the following:
(All before 8 pm by the way)
STAGE 1
every man: 4 pints Lager, 4 Mules, (Smirnoff), 2 WKD's, and two shots of Sambuca, and two blue aftershocks.
every women: the above but one less shot seeing how they are birds and they are trying to impress me.
STAGE 2
(All before 11 pm)
every man: 6 pints of Lager, 4 WKD's, and upto 8 shots of either sambuca or vodka and two aftershocks.
every woman: the above but they can replace the Lager for an extra WKD if they so wish.
STAGE 3
everyone - male or female = Kebabs, Traffic Cones, Peeing on Street Corners, Shouting Abuse and Football Songs for no particular reason, pulling some slapper on the street, and you are allowed to vomit if you want but only after 2am, (if you vom before then you probably are a lightweight and fancy Will Young).
Us Hard Men abide by the Sacred and Benevolent Rules as set above. Real Men drink as stated in the Sacred Stages as set above. Will Young Fans like the villan Matt can not pull and drink tame drinks like drambuie or Long Island Ice-Teas....
The Benevolent and Merciful, Sir Westham©
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